Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. "How do you breath through something so small?"

Q. Why don't women wear watches?
A. There's a clock on the stove!

Q. What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?
A. Popeye almost killed him!

Q. What did the woman say to her swimming instructor?
A. "Will I really drown if you take your finger out?"

Q. What is the difference between "Oooh!" and "Aaah!"?
A. About three inches.

Q. What's the definition of eternity?
A. The time between when you cum and she leaves.

Q. What do you get when you cross a rooster with a flea?
A. An itchy cock.

Q. How are men like noodles?
A. They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.

Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A. Both of them.

Q. What's the best part of having a homeless girlfriend?
A. You can drop her off where ever you want!